I left my television on the Fox network - I had been watching Simpsons reruns - and made the mistake of not turning the channel before American Idol came on. So I walk back into the room, and one of the contestants is singing a Patti Smith song.
A Patti Smith song.
On American Idol.
After the Sex Pistols boxers and disposible cock rings at K-Mart, I'm certain the world is coming to an end.
(I quickly changed the channel to BBC America, Monty Python is the only thing that can save me now!)