| × I have broken someone's bones.
||✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (But a whole bunch of you know what it is... it's just IRL that freaks me out to tell people)
|| × I hate the rain.
|✓ I'm paranoid at times. (Isn't everyone?)
||✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Just liposuction.)
|| × I need/want money right now.
| × I love sushi. (only inari sushi, other that that I prefer noodle and rice dishes)
|| × I talk really, really fast. (well, sometimes I do)
|| × I have fresh breath in the morning.
|✓ I have long hair.
||✓ I have lost money in Las Vegas. (hasn't everyone?)
|| × I have at least one sibling.
| × I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
|| × I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
|| × I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
|✓ I like the way that I look. (Oh hell, there's plenty of changes I would like to make, but I am basically happy)
||✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (hasn't everyone?)
|| × I am usually pessimistic.
|✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (it's called hormones)
||✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.
|| × I slept with a roommate.
| × I have a hidden talent.
|| × I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
|| × I have a lot of friends.
|✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (On the lips. No, the lower ones.)
|| × I enjoy talking on the phone. (Not anymore. I work in a call center, I hate the phone.)
|| × I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
|✓ I love to shop and/or window shop.
|| × I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
|| × I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
|✓ I have a mobile phone.
|| × I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
||✓ I've rejected someone before.
|✓ I currently like/love someone. (My ex-bf. I still love him madly)
|| × I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
|| × I want to have children in the future.
| × I have changed a diaper before.
||✓ I've called the cops on a friend before. (Not that we were on good terms at the time...)
||✓ I'm not allergic to anything.
| × I have a lot to learn.
||✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (If I like the person in a sexual way, yeah.)
||✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
| × I have at least 5 away messages saved.
||✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
|| × I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
| × I own the "South Park" movie.
|| × I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
||✓ I enjoy some country music. (Buck Owens is love)
| × I would die for my best friends.
|| × I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
|| × I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
|✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (Really I just love all the monsters and scary things you can get in the stores... I have a huge collection of Halloween t-shirts)
||✓ I have dated a close friend's ex. (See "I called the cops on a friend" and "I currently love someone")
|| × I am happy at this moment.
|✓ I'm obsessed with guys. (Gay guys. Gay porn star guys. Gay porn star guys with large penises. Shit, I'm just obsessed with penises...)
|| × Republican.
|✓ I don't even know what I am. (And neither do you!)
||✓ I am punk rockish. (My hair is deep purple - what more proof do you need?)
|| × I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
| × I study for tests most of the time.
|| × I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
|| × I can work on a car.
| × I love my job(s).
|| × I am comfortable with who I am right now.
||✓ I have more than just my ears pierced. (Just my nose... none of my "bits" or anything...)
|✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.
|| × I have jumped off a bridge.
|| × I love sea turtles.
|✓ I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (Sadly it's quantity over quality... I have a passion for $5 lip glosses)
|| × I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
||✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Flute. But I gave it up years ago...)
| × I hate office jobs.
|| × I went to college out of state.
|| × I am adopted.
| × I am a pyro.
|| × I have thrown up from crying too much.
|| × I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
| × I fall for the worst people.
|| × I adore bright colours.
|| × I usually like covers better than originals.
| × I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
||✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (And do it very well)
|| × I can't whistle.
|✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.
|| × I still have every journal I've ever written in.
|| × I talk in my sleep.
| × I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
||✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
|| × I wear a toe ring.
|✓ I have a tattoo.
||✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (Hell, I hate most of them!)
||✓ I am a caffeine junkie.
| × I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
|| × If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
||✓ I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
| × I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
|| × I'm an artist.
|| × I am ambidextrous.
| × I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
||✓ If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
|| × I have terrible teeth.
| × I hate my toes.
||✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
|| × I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
| × I have lived in either three different states or countries.
|| × I am extremely flexible.
|| × I love hugs more than kisses.
| × I want to own my own business.
|| × I smoke. (I have quit, but I still want to smoke all the time)
||✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
|✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
||✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (More like all the damn time)
|| × I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
|✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (But I prefer men in dresses)
|| × I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
||✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
| × I have played strip poker with someone else before.
|| × I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
||✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
| × I can't stand being alone.
|| × I have at least one obsession at any given time.
|| × I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
|✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
|| × I'm a judgmental asshole.
||✓ I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
| × I have travelled on more than one continent.
|| × I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
|| × I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
| × I am a Libertarian.
|| × I can speak more than one language.
|| × I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
| × I would rather read than watch TV.
|| × I like reading fact more than fiction.
|| × I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
| × I have no piercings.
|| × I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
|| × I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
| × I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
|| × There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
|| × I like most animals better than most people.
| × I own a collection of retro games consoles.
|| × The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
|| × I have hit someone with a dead fish.
| × I am compulsively honest.
|| × I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
|| × I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
| × I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
||✓ I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
|| × I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
| × I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
|| × I dislike milk.
|| × I obsessively wash my hands. (No, but I do have this weird thing where I must use an odd number of paper towels to dry my hands in public restrooms (or, I must push the dispense lever an odd number of times))
| × I always carry something significant around with me.
|| × Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
|| × I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
|✓ Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (My dad too... both are deceased)
|| × I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
||✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
| × I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
|| × Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
|| × I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
| × I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
||✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
|| × I don't like to chew gum.
| × I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
|| × I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
||✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (I was a goth, of course I did!)
| × I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
|| × I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (Not anymore)
||✓ I love to sing. (I just don't do it well)
| × I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
|| × I have a custom-built computer.
|| × I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
| × I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (Nope, they are psycho, no dating my pets)
||✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.
|| × I've performed in three plays.
|✓ I enjoy burritos.
|| × I'm Irish and loving it.
||✓ I have a thing for redheads.
| × I am a twin!
|| × Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
|| × Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
| × I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
|| × I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
|| × I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
| × I need more time to myself.
|| × I wish I was more open-minded.
||✓ I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (It'll make it easier to dye my hair)
|✓ I download songs from the internet.
|| × I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
||✓ I say random things to freak people out. (Or sometimes I freak people out without meaning to...)
| × I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
|| × I love playing Truth or Dare.
|| × I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
| × Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
|| × Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
||✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
|✓ I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (CW, I'm talking about YOU!)
|| × I can only hate someone that I love.
|| × I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.